Hey, put on a coat! It’s like 20 degrees outside!
aww, someone made snow angles
Did you just.
target is getting so chill
WE SMELL BLOOD
This is actually a little terrifying :|
its not easy being a complete fuck up but someones gotta do it
these fucking things
Fun fact there things were recalled for causing “eye injuries, including scratched corneas and incidents of temporary blindness, broken teeth, a mild concussion, a broken rib, and facial lacerations that required stitches.”
these things were the fucking best
HOW THE SHIT DID SOMEONE BREAK THEIR FUCKING RIB
you people don’t understand how fucking powerful these things were, you were supposed to pull gently and it’d fly just fine but if you pull it like a chainsaw or a lawnmower they will behave as such. t h e y a r e d e a d l y.
These fucks are so aerodynamic. I remember yanking on these fucking things with my tiny child noodle arms and smashing them into the ceiling.
Fact 1: Those wings are functional, lightweight, and durable, designed in a rotary fan-like array. Great for reaching very high speeds almost instantly, and shooting straight as an arrow.
Fact 2: Those little shits are WAY sturdier than they look. This heft is really evident when they fall on your idiot-child face, or when you get copter-smacked by a dickbag sibling.
I can easily imagine them weaponized.
Bonus Fact 3: THEY’RE FABULOUS go on ebay i highly recommend this product
more metal than the left side of the periodic table
ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.
that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption
She loved sleeping in her sweater.
i was arguing with my (antigay) dad about gay rights and at the end i was like “i totally crushed u tbh i countered every argument you had” and he was like “but did you change my viewpoint tho” and i was like “i can lead a horse to water but i cant make it stare its reflection in the face and realize its an ass”
The great eggplant says…
There is seriously no logical reason to kill these beautiful endangered creatures unless one was coming to attack you. Hunting specifically for sport purposes is one of the most disgusting things ever.
my favourite time of day